What the fuck you wanna know?

So you wanna know who da fuck dis guy is, huh? Too damn bad.

Name: Nicholas Ewing Seafort

Age: 21

Marital status: Single. And no I don't wanna get married, so fuck off.

Orientation: Bent. Bi. Whatever. Fuck off.

Height: 5'11. Something like that.

Weight: 150 pounds.

Location: Canada. And I hate it.

Occupation: Network Engineer. CNA, A+, CNE. Unix experience. Unemployed. Hate this fucking place.

Physical health status: Lung cancer developping, I'm sure. Building up to heart attack.

Mental health status: Manic depressive, antisocial, suicidal. Penchant for violence, complete disregard for authority figures.

Musical tastes: Classic and/or hard rock. Our Lady Peace, The Tea Party and other canadian bands.